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Nikolai is currently conducting a remote flyby assessment on a motivated-seller listing in the main belt, reviewing the orbital mechanics report for a pending transaction, or explaining to a buyer that "a few craters" is a normal feature of pre-owned asteroid inventory and should not be cause for alarm.
Estimated wait time: approximately the time it takes light to travel from here to where Nikolai is currently looking, plus a few minutes.
Music selected by Nikolai. Nikolai has been selecting hold music since before the other agents joined the firm. He will continue selecting it. This is not open for discussion.
When Nikolai Is Available
Phone
(702) 555-0483
Hours
Mon–Sat 7:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Closed
Sundays and during notable perihelion events, which Nikolai considers a professional obligation to observe personally
Yevgenia
Our buyer's specialist. Faster to respond than Nikolai and does not open conversations with orbital mechanics. Available Mon–Fri. Yevgenia also has voicemail and checks it the same day. This is genuinely exceptional in this industry.
Nikolai does not have voicemail. Nikolai says voicemail is a technology designed for people who expect others to be in the same place they left them. Nikolai does not make this assumption. In this business, nobody is where you left them.
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